【英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记】角色：
- 孙悟空（Monkey King）
- 猪八戒（Piggy）
- 沙僧（Sandy）
- 唐僧（Master Tang）
- 白骨精（White Bone Spirit）
- 雷音寺的和尚（Monk in the Temple）
第一幕：取经路上的“新任务”
场景： 一片荒凉的山林，阳光透过树叶洒下。唐僧坐在一块大石头上，孙悟空、猪八戒和沙僧站在一旁。
唐僧（叹气）：
Well, I just received a new mission from the Buddha. We need to go to the West and bring back the sacred scriptures. But... what if there are more monsters?
孙悟空（自信满满）：
Don’t worry, Master! I’ve defeated thousands of demons. I can handle anything.
猪八戒（懒洋洋地）：
Yeah, but I’m not sure about the food. I heard there’s no good noodles in the West.
沙僧（严肃地）：
We must focus on our goal. The journey will be long, but we’ll make it together.
唐僧（点头）：
Right. Let’s start the journey. But remember: don’t fight unless necessary. We’re monks, not warriors.
孙悟空（小声嘀咕）：
Yeah, yeah. I know. But sometimes, you have to fight to protect your friends.
第二幕：白骨精的“误会”
场景： 一个破旧的村庄，村民惊慌失措。白骨精假装成一位老妇人，走向唐僧一行人。
白骨精（装出慈祥的声音）：
Oh, kind travelers! Please, help me. My son is sick, and I need some medicine.
唐僧（同情地）：
Of course, we’ll help you. What do you need?
白骨精（神秘地）：
I need... the flesh of a monk.
孙悟空（立刻反应）：
Wait, what? That’s not right! She’s trying to trick us!
猪八戒（好奇地）：
But she looks so old... maybe she’s telling the truth?
沙僧（警惕地）：
No, she’s not. She’s a demon. We’ve seen this before.
唐僧（犹豫）：
But... she seems sincere. Maybe she’s just misunderstood.
孙悟空（生气地）：
Master, she’s not a real person! She’s a ghost in disguise!
白骨精（突然变脸）：
You think you can stop me? I am the White Bone Spirit! You will all die!
孙悟空（大喊）：
No way! I won’t let you hurt my master!
（孙悟空挥动金箍棒，与白骨精搏斗。）
第三幕：误会解除，真相大白
场景： 战斗结束后，白骨精被打败。村民们纷纷跑出来感谢他们。
村民甲：
Thank you for saving us! That monster was terrorizing our village for weeks!
唐僧（惊讶）：
So... she wasn’t really a poor old woman?
孙悟空（耸肩）：
She’s a demon who likes to play tricks. She’s been doing this for years.
猪八戒（尴尬地）：
I feel bad now. I almost believed her.
沙僧（笑着）：
That’s why we have to be careful. Not everyone is what they seem.
唐僧（认真地说）：
This journey is harder than I thought. But with you by my side, I believe we can make it.
孙悟空（拍拍胸脯）：
Just say the word, Master. I’ll protect you no matter what.
（众人一起微笑，继续踏上旅程。）
结尾：
旁白（画外音）：
And so, the four disciples continued their journey, facing challenges, learning lessons, and growing stronger every day. The road to the West was long, but with friendship, courage, and a little bit of humor, they knew they could reach their goal.
（幕落）
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注： 本剧本为原创内容，融合了《西游记》经典情节与幽默元素，适合英语学习者或喜剧表演使用。
